13 November 2010
Biskyland...
What is Biskyland? Well, it's where I say I live when people ask, although it has developed into a place that would be loveley to visit. I can go more into detail about that later. The main point of this post is to say that in Biskyland, your spelling rules don't really apply. So don't be surprised to see a random mix of British English, American English, and phonetic English. That's all. For now, at least...
07 November 2010
Cinna-man and Naked Coal Miners.
There's a ripping noise. Kat explains that she's having her legs waxed. Her stylist apologizes, mentioning how hairy she is. Oh yes. Kat has stylists. Venia has aqua hair and gold tattoos. Octavia is plump with pale green skin. Flavius has orange "corkscrew locks" and purple lipstick. I'm not entirely sure wha the author means by corkscrew locks, but whatever. Yay human characters.
It turns out that Kat is getting her whole body waxed. Poor girl. Her stylists are full of compliments, telling her that she's not too ugly once all the hai and dirt is removed. Try telling a girl that on your first date. You'll definiteley be punched.
Kat sits around naked waiting to meet her actual stylist, rather than the three random stylists. He comes in. He looks mostly normal. His name is Cinna.
CINNA IS A MAN! HE'S A CINNA-MAN! CINNAMON!
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Kat and Cinna eat fancy food for lunch. Kat imagines making it at home. She says that, after days of hard work, she could still only manage a poor substitute.
Kat seems rather whiney. I understand that life has not been kind to her, but it seems to be the only thing she ever mentions. I know several people who, in my opinion, have been through worse than she's been through so far, and none of them mention their difficulties every other sentence. Kat needs to shut up for a while.
Cinna and Kat discuss outfits. 12 usually has coal miner outfits, but Cinna wants to focus on the coal. Kat is sure that she'll be paraded in front of the nation naked and covere in coal dust. (Sexy?)
It turns out that Kat gets to wear a unitard and be set on fire. I'm sure by this point, she wants to go back to nudity.
Kat and Peeta make some jokes with each other about burning, and get on their chariot. Cinna sets them on fire. They roll into the crowd. Everyone loves Kat.
And that's basically it...
It turns out that Kat is getting her whole body waxed. Poor girl. Her stylists are full of compliments, telling her that she's not too ugly once all the hai and dirt is removed. Try telling a girl that on your first date. You'll definiteley be punched.
Kat sits around naked waiting to meet her actual stylist, rather than the three random stylists. He comes in. He looks mostly normal. His name is Cinna.
CINNA IS A MAN! HE'S A CINNA-MAN! CINNAMON!
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Kat and Cinna eat fancy food for lunch. Kat imagines making it at home. She says that, after days of hard work, she could still only manage a poor substitute.
Kat seems rather whiney. I understand that life has not been kind to her, but it seems to be the only thing she ever mentions. I know several people who, in my opinion, have been through worse than she's been through so far, and none of them mention their difficulties every other sentence. Kat needs to shut up for a while.
Cinna and Kat discuss outfits. 12 usually has coal miner outfits, but Cinna wants to focus on the coal. Kat is sure that she'll be paraded in front of the nation naked and covere in coal dust. (Sexy?)
It turns out that Kat gets to wear a unitard and be set on fire. I'm sure by this point, she wants to go back to nudity.
Kat and Peeta make some jokes with each other about burning, and get on their chariot. Cinna sets them on fire. They roll into the crowd. Everyone loves Kat.
And that's basically it...
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